You might see nothing in him. I see everything in him.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Remembering lies is a full-time job, one best to quit.

what makes you my friend if you doubt my intentions?

I grew up being the girl who would always tune in to watch famous people talk about their careers, how they handled scandals and mega fame. I'm trying to pick up tips.

I am the colour red, in a world of black and white and if you value your ability to breathe... Don't get too close.

It needs some intelligence to be truly selfish. The unintelligent can only be self-righteous.

The remembrance of past misery is sweet.

Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.

Liberty is the great parent of science and of virtue; and a nation will be great in both in proportion as it is free.