You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Dance fotografers/videografers (ph=f) capture a moment in movement

I think Twitter is a fabulous tool. Crowd-sourcing by Twitter is useful in getting early warnings.

After about 30 minutes I puked all over my airplane. I said to my self, "Man, you made a big mistake."

A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they are expected.

Programming is the art of telling another human being what one wants the computer to do.

I think there are people who's lives have been saved because of the study of the genome.

I see I have made my self a slave to Philosophy.

Example is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the week to see what I mean on the seventh.

Pantheism is sexed-up atheism. Deism is watered-down theism.

If you’re not mad at the world, you don’t have what it takes