You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.

It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it.

Well, there are three things that the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else. Build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team.

I bet you don't know what is the first thing Little Leaguers always ask me, 'How much money do you make?'

The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn.

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

On Jose Gonzalez changing his name to Jose Uribe: 'He was definitely the player to be named later.'

I've had more numbers on my back than a bingo board.

You must make love to him like his touch is your salvation.

When you see a guy go down, you smell blood in the water.

He is at no end of his actions blestWhose ends will make him greatest, and not best.

I like the idea of reading into people's faces when they're not emoting. Some people are fascinated, some are sympathizing.

Leaping away from my mistakes has propelled me forward. It has great force behind it. It makes for great storytelling.

When I was in high school, if my favorite band got too popular, I'd watch carefully.

Just do as much as you can.

I suppose the old natural stuff would be ok, the old mushroom, but I wouldn't advise anyone to do it.

The body and the soul know how to play In that dark world where gods have lost their way.

I am a big fan of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, who have carved a niche for themselves. I think doing different kind of films gives you longevity and the ability to set yourself apart.