You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Celaena knew where she was before she awoke. And she didn't care. She was living the same story again and

Here cometh April again and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

A part of my kind of design and inspiration ethos is that I carry around a leather notebook and I sketch in it, doodle in it, write notes in it, and I put pictures in it.

To portray a maniac offers a compelling challenge.

I don't want to fall. All I want to do is stand on solid ground.

The real difference of interests, lay not between large and small, but between the Northern and Southern states. The institution of slavery and its consequences formed a line of discrimination.

We usually surprised everyone, and still do, as we keep the craziness onstage.

The problem is that when polls are wrong, they tend to be wrong in the same direction. If they miss in New Hampshire, for instance, they all miss on the same mistake.

As connected as we are with technology, it's also removed us from having to have human connection, made it more convenient to not be intimate.

Don't get me wrong - what we do is important. But it is infinitely less important than what Jesus has done for us.