You must be asking which door is the true one; not which pleases you best

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

May all men find grace.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

Nothing is as valuable to a man as courage.

The first draft is the child's draft, where you let it all pour out and then let it romp all over the place, knowing that no one is going to see it and that you can shape it later.

We can never untangle all the woes in other people's lives. We can't produce miracles overnight. But we can bring a cup of cool water to a thirsty soul, or a scoop of laughter to a lonely heart.

We are in charge of our attitudes.

Most of the press is in league with government, or with the status quo.

How many evils has religion caused! [Lat., Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum!]

If you can draw something from my life that helps, more power to you.

You have to let people find out who they are as actors and pull their strengths out based upon what they can actually do best.