You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

My point is that love is the most powerful motivator in the world. It spurs mortals to greatness. Their noblest, bravest acts are done for love.

Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.

Two passing jetliners reported to controllers they’d seen a man with a gun seated on a deck chair at eleven thousand feet…

We keep drifting till we see light. Seldom do we realize that the light was always there!

It was one of the few stories we told the same way.

It is quite futile to argue that man is small compared to the cosmos

In the space between waves, we have the choice. To jump, to dive, to ride, to play. To face what's coming without running away.

Be firm or mild as the occasion may require.

No matter what the situation is...close your eyes and think of all the things you could be grateful for in your life right now.

There are these mythic unicorn-y tales of method acting, but Marlon [Brando] wanted to have a good time.

We are ignorant of things necessary, because we learn things superfluous and unnecessary

I don't take myself very seriously. I like to make people laugh. You know, it's like, if a woman can't be happy for another woman's work, they have to go work on that.