You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.

The world is moving at a slow pace. Each day I get up and I feel the world must have moved ahead far but, unfortunately, it remains at the same point each day.

Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.

Life is a wondrous journey that can be of your own making or a combination of fate and luck.

Though you recite much scripture, If you are unaware and do not act accordingYou are like a cowherd counting others' cattle, Not a sharer in the wanderer's life.

An encounter with God demands a response. An encounter with Satan demands your God's response.

Make sure the thing you're living for is worth dying for.

Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there.

I just can't read music.

They say that the average lifespan of an SVU detective is 4 years. People can't do it longer than that because it's so difficult.