You must see that if two things are alike, then it is a further question whether the first is copied from the second, or the second from the first, or both from a third.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

When it comes to personal relationships, there is no greater way to express your commitment or to display your trustwor- thiness than to devote your life to the people you love.

All sinners would be miserable in heaven.

True beauty is when someone radiates that they like themselves.

I pity from the bottom of my heart any individual who is so unfortunate as to get into the habit of holding race prejudice, for nothing else makes one so blind and narrow.

Instead of looking at the past, I put myself ahead twenty years and try to look at what I need to do now in order to get there then.

You were so busy trying to be my savior that you left me all alone.

I have always been drawn to child-related causes. I find that people listen to me more when I advocate for children now that I have my own.

I hate games I can't win.

If you think about it, Washington's overwhelming power in the world is founded on death, the awesome arsenal for killing people.