You must understand printing lies about Republican candidates is OK. It's called vetting. Printing the truth about liberals - that's called "swift-boating."

Has there ever been anybody, real or fictional, whiter than Betty Crocker?

About 25 years ago, I started out as a reporter covering politics. And that sort of just evolved into organized crime, because organized crime and politics were the same thing in Boston.

Which of the following two groups contains the most former grand dragons of the Ku Klux Klan - the first 59 Tea Party people you run into this morning, or the U.S. Senate Democratic caucus?

I think among the retired FBI agents there are some who would not like to see him come back, but I think the people running the FBI now are interested in catching him.

Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

As an American citizen, I'm not asking for any special treatment - the only thing I ask and want is to be treated just like an Illegal Alien.

Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate in 1972 at age 30. Somewhere around 1992, he should have had to go out and get a real job.

Anyone who doesn't think the welfare-industrial complex is trying to increase dependency isn't paying attention.

An armed society is a free society.

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

One day you will tell me how to change what I cannot yet describe without my words swelling HUGE, vowels vanishing, tears washing ink away.

Those who love peace must learn to organize as effectively as those who love war.

Forgiveness is a gift we give ourselves to release us from the shackles of our past. The pain of those who wounded us may linger but it needn't overshadow our happiness.

Because home is where your heart is. And one heart can work wonders when it's beating strongly. And the sweet fairy tales can become true

For every talent that poverty has stimulated it has blighted a hundred.

Don't think. That is the wrong way to bring anything back. Let it go. Sooner or later it will flash into your mind.

My business is words. Words are like labels, or coins, or better, like swarming bees.

As I've always said, 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' I'm much better with women than I am being tough in a bar!

Love, how many roads to obtain a kiss.

I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.