You name any horrific thing, and I can make a joke out of it.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my fingers upon thee!

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.'

My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. Ill be the crazy old movie guy.

Just because I was at an anti-police brutality protest, doesn't mean I'm anti-police. We want justice, but stop shooting unarmed people.

If you want to make a movie, make it. Don't wait for a grant, don't wait for the perfect circumstances, just make it.

Don't write what you think people want to read. Find your voice and write about what's in your heart.

In real life there are no bad guys. Everybody just has their own perspective.

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

If you just love movies enough, you can make a good one.

Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast.

There is but one true philosophical problem and that is suicide.

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion.

Although I am basically self taught, I consider Debussy my teacher - the most important elements are colour, light and shadow.

Life is a race; desire the goal.

To know the hight [sic] of a mountain, one must climb it.

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

Salvation cannot be bought with the currency of obedience; it is purchased by the blood of the Son of God.

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.