You need a bad operation. Gimme the scissors, hammer, flame.

I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope, Listen to your heartbeat, delete beep beep BEEP. Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap.

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

Tough like a Ukulele.

I've always been a direct guy.

If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I'm not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald's.

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

When you are told that science has disproved the Bible, ask specifically where such is the case. True science and a true understanding of the Bible are never at variance.

Pray the real live forever man. Pray the fakes get exposed.

This is deathless: the liberation of the mind through lack of clinging.

He who lives only unto himself withers and dies, while he who forgets himself in the service of others grows and blossoms.

Success will always be measured by the extent to which we serve the buying public.

I told all of our original investors that they would lose their money for sure.

Let your life be your message.

Many have been with the show for years, and they have sources in the business, so we do know things, but until it is verified, we don't run with the story.

If money is the only plus, I will always say no. But, if there's more, than I'm down.