You need a can-do spirit everywhere.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If you pray, you can endure any pain.

The future might be dark, but darkness shared wasn't a thing to be feared.It was to be embraced.

One day you'll discover that the opinions of worthless people are worthless.

Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.

I love playing strong feisty women, I really do, but if you were to ask my husband he'd probably say that I'm very insecure. And actually incredibly malleable, which isn't necessarily a good thing.

I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.

You need to make a commitment, and once you make it, then life will give you some answers.

If you are suffering from a bad man's injustice, forgive him lest there be two bad men.

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'

The fashionable idiocy that haters must have justifications is one of those ideas that George Orwell said only an intellectual could believe -- because no one else could be such a fool.