You need a particular talent only to want to please. I don't have this talent.

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.

When I think football, I think Manchester United. I still support United and always will. I will die with them in my heart.

You may find another Beckham or Ronaldo, but never ever will you find another Sir Alex Ferguson.

I don't play against a particular team. I play against the idea of losing

I'm so proud the fans still sing my name, but I fear tomorrow they will stop. I fear it because I love it. And everything you love, you fear you will lose.

Sometimes you surprise the goalkeeper and sometimes the goalkeeper surprises you. In my career, I tried to do more of the first than the second.

My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan.

The ball is like a woman, she loves to be caressed.

I play with passion and fire. I have to accept that sometimes this fire does harm.

The easiest way to be reborn is to live and feel life everyday

Kindness alchemizes the soul, and a sweeter, richer life is the delicious result.

I guess if you leave the milk of human kindness out in the sun too long, the sour cream of the crop will rise to the top.

The character of good men and women encourage others to want to be better people.

The family is the key of Christmas.

I am a danger to myself if I get angry.

I would prefer to write about everything; what else is there? But one must be selective.

What's the trick to writing a genuinely funny comedy? The trick is therapy. Take notes.

Heal the world! Stop the hate. Lend a helping hand to those in need.

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.