You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

When someone comes to you for some help it means Allah has chosen you for gaining some good deeds its upon us how we look at it.....

I plan to live my own way. Hopefully, it is as per God's Way.

Writers start with a grain of sand, and then create a beach.

I thought of learning cinematography, so I assisted a cinematographer for an ad.

One advantage of photography is that it's visual and can transcend language.

AMC has a track record for finding actors who have been working actors but not names yet and casting them.

Look at the cross and you will know what one soul means to Jesus.

Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time. It's time we gave this some thought.

The spiritual element, the really important part of religion, has no concern with Time and Space, temporary mundane laws, or conduct.

Every flower of the field, every fiber of a plant, every particle of an insect carries with it the impress of its Maker and can-if duly considered-read us lectures of ethics or divinity.