You need an immense amount of luck and perseverance to even be on the playing field for success on a grand scale.

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something because someone says I can't.

Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do, I've gotta try it.

Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through them anymore. That's not cowardly. It's sad and nothing but.

If you continuously plant the right seeds in your mind, a life of abundance would become highly inevitable in your life.

Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.

Not everyone gets a happily every after. Life is real and sometimes it's ugly and you just have to learn how to cope.

What's the point of having great knowledge and keeping them all to yourself?

People never know what they want, though everyone says they do. If they did, nobody would ever be surprised.

The very essence of politeness seems to be to take care that by our words and actions we make other people pleased with us as well as with themselves.

I am not on Facebook. I'm not on Instagram. I only use Twitter, which I wish I didn't.

It is becoming more widely acknowledged that it is better to have a good constitution than not having a perfect one.

The sudden hand of Death close up mine eye!

When your confidence goes up, your competence goes up the same time.