You need anything we're only an hour away, give or take, honey. You call. We'll help you hide the body.

I don't think they're terrible parents. They love us. I think they're negligent parents. That's not the same thing.

You intend to kiss me and yet you are going to all this damn trouble about it.

You can't measure time in days the way you can money in dollars because each day is different.

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.

I've done no harm to no one. In fact, I think I've improved the world.

Just because you BEAT Michael Jordan doesn't mean you BECOME Michael Jordan.

If you want to be healthy and live to one hundred, do qigong.

Great doubt will eventually lead to great awakening.

The full-grown modern human being ... is conscious of touching the highest pinnacle of fulfillment... when he is consumed in the service of an idea, in the conquest of the goal pursued.

When you own a piano, it's harder to think about moving.