You need to build an ability to just be yourself, and not be doing something.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Life is not a competition. No one has to lose for someone else to win. A true blessing blesses everyone.

We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.

Defy the central planners. Upend their designs for your life. Be a staunch individualist. Stand on your rights.

Many, however, gives themselves to God, but preserve still in their hearts some attachment to creatures, which prevents them from belonging entirely to God.

Today whenever women gather together it is not necessarily nurturing. It is coalition building. And if you feel the strain, you may be doing some good work.

I went to Philippines and I literally had the time of my life.

Search occupies this wonderful moment in a user's day where it doesn't even really break along demographics, right?

To the free man, the country is the collection of individuals who compose it, not something over and above them.

I'm going to go to my house and drink a little bit. Can I say that? I guess I can.

The God of many men is little more than their court of appeal against the damnatory judgment passed on their failures by the opinion of the world.