You need to decide to stop letting their crazy box you in.

Is that actually you or am I dreaming again?

Be careful how close you get to someone... It just ends up hurting more than not having no one to love to begin with.

I'm not really a Jew just Jew-ish not the whole hog.

I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.

If I'm going to do blues, it's going to be a typical Jimmy Rushing record.

Two opposing gospels are fighting one another for the soul of our nation and, increasingly, the world: the gospel of consumption and the gospel of peace.

Do your best and then relax.

Once a guy stood all day shaking bugs from his hair.

My definition of success is not having things thrown at me!

I think religion is best when it's reduced to a one hour television program.

Ignorance of the law is no good excuse, where every man is bound to take notice of the laws to which he is subject.