You need to really scrub your investment portfolios, because I guarantee you, many of you are going to find them chock-full of subprime carbon assets.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop mewhen I’m warm.” - Shella

Every soul is a soul. It is the motives, deeds and actions that define the personality of each soul.

Forever echoed in their favor. "Never say never", she said softly. For you see, Forever had never heard of Never.

An alcoholic is someone who can violate his standards faster than he can lower them.

The greater the length, the more beautiful will the piece be by reason of its size, provided that the whole be perspicuous.

People are so helpful. People will stop what they're doing to show you something, to walk with you through a section of the town, or explain how a suspension bridge really works.

Status ought not to be measured by a woman's ability to attract and snare a man.

Be circumspect in your dealings, and let the seed you plant be the offspring of prudence and care; thus fruit follows the fair blossom, as honor follows a good life.

Farming as we do it is hunting, and in the sea we act like barbarians.

No egoism is so insufferable as that of the Christian with regard to his soul.