You need to understand that some comedy can have consequences.

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.

You were born to be real, not to be perfect. You are here to be you, not to live someone else's life.

Wisdom is the best gift you can ever build. It gets you to unimagined heights and knowledge follows it.

I know that I do not know, and uncertainty, certainly, is the cruelest of words.

Earn Nicely, spend wisely and you will live happily.

Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.

By learning to be more warm-hearted we can create a more compassionate world.

Hope lies in what action we take.

It is in the nature of the mind that the more we cultivate and familiarize ourselves with positive emotions, the more powerful they become.

The future can be different if we choose to make it so.

You will never be free as long as there remains one Russian soldier in Poland and your freedom will always be threatened as long as Russia interferes in your affairs.

How do you think it would feel to be obliged to ask for a seat-belt extender on an airplane? For the unfashionably bulgy, life is a series of small humiliations.

Hillary Clinton is a very dishonest person.

What will the world be quite overturned when you die?

We know that the governments in most of the successor states formed after the collapse of the Soviet Union are replaced through a process of regular elections.

I like complicated characters.

A grateful mind/ By owing owes not, but still pays, at once/ Indebted and discharg'd.

Just watching people who come from a stand-up background is different from watching people who come from an improv or sketch background.

Kill one, terrify a thousand.

On a scale from 1-10, my ambition is probably 11 or 12.