You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

It is one of the consolations of middle aged reformers that the good that they inculcate must live after them if it is to live at all.

The good is the Enemy of the best. Until you depart from the good, you cannot enter God's best for your life.

Do you feel safe there?"Immediately tears come down my face. "Yes.""Why does that make you cry?

Vice knows [its] ugly, so [it] puts on [a] mask.

My anxieties have anxieties.

I think that players play, and they compete, and it's not about incentives.

We are not politicians. We made our revolution to get the politicians out.

If the heart is fed by love, the greed for pleasure would disappear.

One day my 3-year-old daughter said 'Your very handsome, Poppy.' That was the best compliment ever.

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

I am glad you have a Cat, but I do not believe it is So remarkable a cat as My Cat.