You never forget how to dance. It's just a matter of your bones working and things like that.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

We have a choice to live in the Age of Enlightenment or the Age of Darkness.

Whenever I feel sad, I just take out my phone and listen to her laughter recorded in my online messenger.

Think about what you think about is much more than a clever grouping of words. It’s largely the difference between maximized and unrealized potential.

To conclude that women are unfitted to the task of our historic society seems to me the equivalent of closing male eyes to female facts.

He is an emancipated thinker who is not afraid to write foolish things.

In Defense of the World Order . . . U.S. soldiers would have to kill and die.

Do not be deceived! The busiest people harbor the greatest weariness, their restlessness is weakness--they no longer have the capacity for waiting and idleness.

Cartoonist Walt Disney has made the twentieth century's only important contribution to music. Disney has made use of music as language.

I don't think I've been too optimistic. The government believes the contraction will be around 1.5 per cent, as the central bank said. However, we're waiting to see the Commission estimate.

I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.