You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

To win true freeedom you must be a slave to philosophy.

In every end is the seed of a new beginning...water it well

Light is life.Life is love.Love is divine

not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

You are a paintbrush in hands of the Artist.

The biggest lesson in photography is that from negative we make a positive

'Friends' was a true ensemble. There really was no star of the show.

Only a sheep with lion's heart can attack wolf, not the sheep with lion's teeth or with lion's claw!

Art is craft, not inspiration.

The Canadian people are more practical than imaginative. Romantic tales and poetry would meet with less favour in their eyes than a good political article from their newspapers.