You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Time is our present breath.

There's 67 percent of women that are in this plus-size world that we live in. And that's over half of the women in the world. So why are we not dressing for [them]?

Don't judge me by the cover, 'cause I'm a real good book.

Before a man dies, hold back and call him not happy but lucky.

African problems should have African solutions.

I am a multi-dimensional woman who pushes boundaries and dares to be herself.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

Like Ivan [Reitman] has said, there's a lot that a life encompasses.

Do it. Do it right. Do it right now.

O, while you live, tell truth, and shame the Devil!