You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Oh, love isn't there to make us happy. I believe it exists to show us how much we can endure.

You best teach others about healthy boundaries by enforcing yours.

That was the worst of being poor, you couldn't give the right things in sickness.

The biggest mistake that I made was not anticipating the rise of the social networking phenomenon.

Green jobs - those are jobs that feel like new economy jobs; they do require some training.

I'm kind of used to being around guys on set, and I grew up with a brother who treated me like I was a boy.

No memoirists writes for long without experiencing an unsettling disbelief about the reliability of memory, a hunch that memory is not, after all, just memory.

She thought of how much people changed you. It was the opposite of what you always heard, that no one could change a person. It wasn't true. It was only through other people that one ever did change.

Whenever we accept an idea as authority instead of as instrument, an idol is set up. We worship the plough, and not the fruit.