You never know whether you've already experienced your greatest moment or your worst

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

There is no loss in any loss...if you recognize it!

The best time to finally be and do what you want could be the worst time to be and do what you want. So if now is the worst time for you, this may be your best chance.

I hate to travel. I don't go anywhere.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Actually, we didn't tour that much back in the 70s because we had all these other artists under our hat. My touring was really limited. I tour more now than I did back then.

I stopped watching television like a fiend once I got into college.

Out of ugly, make something beautiful.

No vice is so bad as advice.

The anxiety I feel when I'm late is nothing like the anxiety I feel when I'm on time.

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.