You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

Truth is immortal

You can always get another job. You’ll never get another life.

The powers that be don’t want athletes or boxers to become as smart as they are.

We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to.

We can always find creative ways to do things.

I don't entirely agree with the slogan "speaking truth to power."

I attempt to be who I am and it's fun. At the same time, growing up doing what I'm doing can be a little crazy.

Whenever you have a thought that excludes or judges anyone else, you aren't defining them. You're defining yourself as someone who needs to judge others.

Directing is the ultimate way to bring together all the art forms I've been involved with over the years.