You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

Sometimes I travel just to be overwhelmed – for it’s good every now and then to be overwhelmed.

Through the years you, the Delaware State family and your predecessors, have faced many challenges. You worked through them with fierce determination and good will, and you have made great progress.

However, when Java is promoted as the sole programming language, its flaws and limitations become serious.

It's our last chance [November 8, 2016]. And that includes Supreme Court justices and Second Amendment. Remember that.

The final word is love.

A Word that Breathes Distinctly Has not the Power to Die

With my music, I can express myself so much. A lot of the fans can sense that I'm relating to them something that's quite personal.

All the Armes of England will not arme feare.

They spent all week saving pennies and went out Saturdays to spend fifty bucks in three hours.