You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Do not restrain yourself from fellowshipping with people, regardless of their age or status

To sing is to express, to love is to hurt

If you have nothing good to say about someone, write a book about them. - Carmen Fox, Life Motto

I look at myself, and how much I've gotten just because I play a sport well.

Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.

When I decided to direct, never having done that before, is something I'm very proud of

the true and the plausible are rarely the same.

You think of stars as ambitious or aggressive or self-oriented.

I'm the only one who was predicting the Nintendo Wii would beat Sony's PlayStation 3.

Who speaks of conquering? To endure is everything.