You never see an old man eating a Twix

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

Be inspired to dare great things.

Those without an idea of who you are make you become what they think.

People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people.

A pretty girl can do no wrong.

The hat is the pride of man; for he who cannot keep his hat on before kings and emperors is no free man.

Everything which one invents is true, be sure of it.

Although women do two-thirds of the world's labor, they own less than one percent of the world's assets.

The measure of a leader is not the number of people who serve him, but the number of people he serves.

The fundamental deception of Satan is the lie that obedience can never bring happiness.