You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Life sucks, and then you die...

I know - I'll play you for it, " Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...

This book was written using 100% recycled words.

I made a wish on a sliver of moonlightA sly grin and a bowl full of stars

This was no ordinary UFO. Scores of people saw it. It was no illusion, no deception, no imagination.

No wise pilot, no matter how great his talent and experience, fails to use his checklist.

We don't live the lives of Eskimos. We don't need to kill animals for fashion.

We do not commonly find men of superior sense amongst those of the highest fortune.

The first element that I connected with was the emotion. Sorry, that's how it goes.

You write with ease, to show your breeding, But easy writing's vile hard reading.

Hindu religion does not consist in struggles and attempts to believe a certain doctrine or dogma, but in realizing not in believing, but in being and becoming.

Scouting is a Game with a Purpose