You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Money can't buy poverty.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Could be worse... Could be raining

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

Jesus came to give us life to the very edges of life.

You can’t help who you are, but you can change who you want to be.

Conquer but never triumph.

Strong communities are built around local, real food. Food we trust to nourish our bodies, the farmer and planet.

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women.

When I was three, I wanted to be four. When I was four, I wanted to be prime minister.

I was raised on The Beatles. I loved Led Zeppelin growing up. Judy Garland. Doris Day. That's where things began. I took a lot from the '60s and maybe from the '40s or '50s as well.

As long as I continue to put forth who I am and what I believe, than I think it all balances out.

Everyone is a creative agent. ... The tools are your imagination and your imagination is limitless.

Before we can realize who we really are, we must become conscious of the fact that the person we think we are, here and now, is at best an impostor and a stranger.