You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time!

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

In the wrong environment your weakness is evident, but in the right environment, you function from a place of strength.

Joy is so deeply rooted in our souls that it is not tossed about by the waves of circumstance.

Tempo ... now there's a big word.

I have touched more men that I can count. Some with my lips, more with my axe.

Education is a danger... At best an education which produces useful coolies for us is admissible. Every educated person is a future enemy.

Never eat broccoli when there are cameras around.

Every moment is incredibly unique and fresh, and when we drop into the moment, as meditation allows us to do, we learn how to truly taste this tender and mysterious life that we share together.

Invariably, what I'm trying to do is more ambitious than the budget, but we manage to do it somehow.

We are a very big mining country and historically have been exporters of raw minerals. There is no particular reason why we should not be processing those further.

People are sophisticated viewers, as evidenced by the risks that are taken in cable television, and I think network has to do the same thing.