You only live once and, usually, not even then.

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.

Once you put yourself in the hands of the government, you could end up in Utah.

Life is one big minefield, and the only place that isn't a minefield is the place they make the mines.

Living well and ripping your enemy's still-beating heart out with your bare hands is the best revenge.

I don’t think television will ever be perfected until the viewer can press a button and cause whoever is on the screen’s head to explode.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

The transformation scene, where man is becoming insect and insect has become at least man and beyond that - a flying, godlike, shimmering, diaphanous, beautiful creature.

Surely there must be a better gift God could have given us than life?

And here poor fool with all my lore I stand no wiser than before.

It's inspirational to see someone who is dying smile.

We often try to put God in a box. The God who fits in our boxes isn't the God & Father of our Lord Jesus Christ.

I love skin care and actually wanted to be an esthetician for many years.

Brilliant. The Ontology Project is a post-graduate course in card magic.

I am a great admirer of Robert Vavra and love his beautiful photographs and books. He is a wonderful artist, a poet.

Some sacrifices are sound; the rest are mine

You know, I've made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It's fine. I've got a house, and I've got dogs that I love. I don't need anything else.

We have to look forward and keep filming new films and not get stuck in the past.

I feel privileged, to be honest.