You perceive, do you not, that our national fairy tales reflect the inmost desires of the Briton and the Gaul?

Beware of overconcern for money, or position, or glory. Someday you will meet a man who cares for none of these things. Then you will know how poor you are.

I keep six honest serving men (they taught me all i knew); Theirs names are What and Why and When And How And Where and Who.

A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.

This is a brief life, but in its brevity it offers us some splendid moments, some meaningful adventures.

If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son.

I am by nature a dealer in words, and words are the most powerful drug known to humanity.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.

There is no sin so great as ignorance. Remember this.

Never look backwards or you'll fall down the stairs.

Meeting one’s heroes is always such a disappointment.

Some folks never exaggerate-they just remember big.

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.

History is on every occasion the record of that which one age finds worthy of note in another.

You know, as I do, actors who, having become worldwide celebrities thanks to a TV series, complain of their lot and declare themselves ready to drop it all.

Fairest and best adorned is she Whose clothing is humility.

I would like to say prison life at its very best and worst infinitely sucks.

I definitely have worked trying to create music that inspires girls to feel confident and strong, and feel like they can do anything.