You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Education and wisdom will define your destination in life-- not wealth.

We cannot force others to behave differently if they disagree with us

Of whomsoever I had been Master (Mawla), Ali here is to be his Master. O Allah, be a supporter of whoever supports him (Ali) and an enemy of whoever opposes him.

Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.

The rocket worked perfectly except for landing on the wrong planet.

Security can only be achieved through constant change through discarding old ideas that have outlived their usefulness and adapting others to current facts.

Let's face it, there are no plain women on television.

The difference between physics and metaphysics is not that the practitioners of one are smarter than the practitioners of the other. The difference is that the metaphysicist has no laboratory.

What feeds me destroys me.

And here goes Aguero, looking to relieve himself.