You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you worry you are an interchangeable cog.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

For seventy years we have been brushing our teeth and yet they have not become clean, so is that thing for real or is it a falsity?

Touch your enemies’ heart with love. It will bloom flowers of gratitude and joy.

Everyone's always scared for someone else's generation

Wickedness is weakness.

Fortune is like glass - the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken.

The gospel teaches us that true beauty is more than skin-deep. A young woman whose countenance is aglow with both happiness and virtue radiates inner beauty.

I grew up with Thundercats and She-Ra: Princess Of Power. That was sort of my take on fantasy: the women after-school cartoon world.

My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not even close. I need more dice."

It's really tough to be a Mexican on 'Breaking Bad.'

Language expresses people's thinking and it was by a Word that God created the world and preserves it.