You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

You can't be richer than your trust in your partners.

In the race of life, you need self confidence, courage and faith in your abilities to win the race.

There is an incredible amount of magic and feistiness in black men that nobody has been able to wipe out. But everybody has tried.

I only wanted to help my people.

Now therefore amend your ways and your doings, and obey the voice of the LORD your God, and the LORD will repent of the evil which he has pronounced against you.

The World Cup is a truly international event.

Haven, don't ask me to define the boundaries of normal. You know how I was raised. My father once struck strands of his own pubic hair onto a painting and sold it for a million dollars.

What's your heart telling you to do? I don't know.' Maybe, you're trying too hard to hear it.

Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

Better a little chiding than a great deal of heartbreak.