You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.

I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie"I'm multi-lingual, " Rancher said.I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.

So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?""Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the owner will try to get it back.

The code of the con is to know just enough about everything so you can lie about anything.(attrib: E. Tancarville)

Controller Borasus sighed with relief. Libraries were not places of danger. It had to be a hoax.

Whenever I went to a wedding or a party, girls kept complaining about their shoes. I love to dance, and I wanted them to have shoes they could keep on all night.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

Romantic love is not an emotion. ... It's a drive. It comes from the motor of the mind, the wanting part of the mind, the craving part of the mind.

Trying to wage war on 23 million Americans who are obviously very committed to certain recreational activities is not going to be any more successful than Prohibition was.

it is always difficult to impress the ignorant.

What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

Self conquest is the greatest of victories.

Every day you make some progress and every day you make a few mistakes. Through it all, your wisdom continues to grow and your experience continues to broaden.