You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Clinical, brilliantly medical-minded Adam believes in fate. A fate with Fia.

O sin what hast thou done to this fair earth!

The Word says God don't give us credit for lovin the folks we want to love anyway. No, He gives us credit for loving the unlovable.

The desire for self-expression afflicts people when they feel there is something of themselves which is not getting through to the outside world.

If I could read any person's mind, it would be my cat's.

I sincerely believe what happens in India has, I think, lessons, morals for the future evolution of humankind in the 21st century.

We have to tell the American public that they're missing the boat, that they have to get into writing and reading. Not only that, but books won't crash in the year 2000.

Let your joy be in your journey, not in some distant goal.

How lovely goodness is in those who, stepping lightly, go smiling through the world.

You attract the good and desirable with positive mental attitude. You repel them with negative mental attitude.