You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

Talent alone does nothing

As God achieved with devotion, success is achieved with dedication.

Lies hurt people; imagination makes life more fun.

Once I had learnt my twelve times table (at the age of three) it was downhill all the way.

We all make mistakes, but the people who thrive from their mistakes are the successful ones.

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as you dominant aspiration.

Well, I'm backed by a very rich Jew. Yeah!! Yes, I am! His Name is Jesus. I'm backed by Him.

I think many times we charge the Lord for things we can do ourselves. If only we realized how well we have been equipped.

Ive never taken for granted what weve had, not for one single game, not one single practice, ... Ive truly been blessed.

Love is giving and it has nothing to do with what you receive.