You're certainly not alone in your megalomania. Everyone feels that way-and for good reason. Because it's true!

I eat too much. I drink to much. A greedy selfish such-n-such. But when I wrap my turban on my mind is clear, I'm 'Baba Lon'.

Make no mistake about it, magick is an art form, and every true magician is an artist.

It's all in your head -- you just have no idea how big your head is.

No matter what system the magician chooses, in order to make it work most effectively he or she must first become attuned to that system's particular way of viewing of the universe.

Spirits are as real as the powers they personify.

The gods of one age become the devils of the age to follow. The priests look forward to the age to come and see only the end of the world.

If we can't wake up to the fact that deep down inside we are good, then we deserve to remain asleep dreaming we are evil.

God and I will achieve Supreme Enlightenment at the same moment.

Do I think I'm a holy man? Sometimes.

Besides, Mrs. Quesnt, did it never occur to you that we are not changing at all-that rather, we are simply becoming more ourselves?

Our faith can stand up to any question, but sometimes people ask questions—and keep asking questions—just to avoid facing their own spiritual needs and acknowledging who Jesus really is.

The impending teacher shortage is the most critical education issue we will face in the next decade.

Keep a watch also on the faults of the patients, which often make them lie about the taking of things prescribed.

In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car.

The greatest tragedy in life is to spend your whole life fishing only to discover it was never fish that you were after.

And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

I write songs about what I go through.

Throughout his life Newton must have devoted at least as much attention to chemistry and theology as to mathematics.