You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

Death is only frightening from the near side.

I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick.

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

There is no spoon.

Just like the waves of the ocean, my heart is singing the song of endless, eternal, sadness, joy, and love.

It’s almost funny, in a tragic way, that the fiery thing at the center of my universe did die and that I, a girl whose name is synonymous with summer, am expected to live without it.

If becoming "religious" has made you more judgmental, rude, harsh, a backbiter, you need to check if you are worshiping God or your ego.

I'm mellower now, I'm over 50. But I don't think I'm too mellow. I'm still angry at a lot of things.

Wait 'till I get my money right.

A clipboard and a hard hat could get you just about anywhere.

My father said I was perfectly suited for Washington because I've always worked around nuts.

I really love when people come up to me on the street and say, 'You're my favorite rapper.'

No work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity