You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Stand up and walk. Move on. After all, you have perfect legs to stand on.

Take full account of what Excellencies you possess, and in gratitude remember how you would hanker after them, if you had them not.

God sees you as a great person

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.

A superb tenor voice, like a silver trumpet muffled in silk.

You see in all my life I've never found what I couldn't resist, what I couldn't turn down. I could walk away from anyone I ever knew, but I can't walk away from you.

None but the dead have free speech.

If you don't want anyone to know anything about you, don't write anything.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.