You’re evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.

Going outside is highly overrated.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.

Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari games as a kid, so at some point in my 20s I decided I was going to own all of them.

You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.

I've heard Stephen King say that when you write a novel you end up revealing everything about yourself.

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

The only easy day was yesterday.

That’s what it means to be out of your mind. To let yourself be carried away by a dream. To give it room, let it grow wild and thick, until it overruns you.

I mean, shit, what Latino family doesn't think it's cursed?

Is is as if life or reality itself has had it in mind all along to unravel the very design i have been trying all along to impose on it.

Look, the job of life is to turn your negatives into positives

When you face a 'performance' that might provoke the 'I'm scared' response, choose love and approach your opportunity as a chance to dance with God. It's more fun than 'Dancing with the Stars!'

Everyone who knows me will know the truth, which is that my children come first in my life and that I would never harm any child.

It's a great thing to see the strength of simplicity.

The technology is already incredible and will improve massively in the next few years. Think about what you could do.

Doubt is the first step towards knowledge, not faith.