-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

The common feature of most of the successful people is, their talent is flexible to suit the needs of time.

Do you think magic exists if it can be explained?

I grew up in the Midwest, so we really didn't have much hockey going on.

A woodpecker's drilling Echoes To the mountain clouds.

I cannot forget the place that I come from. The Congo is much in need.

It's an old saying that one still has to know something, despite everything.

There are people who say that you can't experiment... That condemns you to failure.

Because Olivia Newton-John wasn't from Nashville, they didn't like her winning our awards. I've got no complaints.

If we sang in English, we would have global No. 1s, and no one would say anything.

You can't choose up sides on a round world.