You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

Those who trust us educate us.

The history of our country has taught us, above all, the virtue of patience. It will be many generations before we can have the conditions we seek.

She picked up the stout and took a sip. It slid down her throat like silk.

All the discontented people I know are trying to be something they are not to do something they cannot do.

Lamon, that speech won't scour. It is a flat failure and the people are disappointed.

Happiness is the feeling that power increases - that resistance is being overcome.

You're Dominican only if you do this, this, and that. And if you do this and that, you'll be accepted to a certain degree and if you don't, people will scorn you for it.

I signed on with Disney to star and choreograph an original film.

I hate to lose. I like winning.

Now I'm a little hurt. Let me check my tears in the reflection of my championship gold.