You're innocent when you dream.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Talking about pollution, nobody's holy.They who pollute, sinned against nature.

I'm in love with you.""Good grief." She kept walking.

We fit the pieces of our life together in a pattern, but there is no image on the puzzlebox to guide us.

Father giving advice to son: Never do anything once around the house that you don't want to do for the rest of your life.

Music rearranges your molecular structure.

Eternal superiority of the Dandy. What is the Dandy?

The yoke you wear determines the burden you bear.

I don't mind if my life goes in the service of the nation. If I die, every drop of my blood will invigorate the nation.

Every presidential spouse is going to be subjected to scrutiny.

I dig all kinds of competition.