You’re just jealous of me because I’m a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Don’t be bound by the past and its failures. But don’t forget its lessons either.

Your first words will not only shape your first impression, they can create amazing connections, lead you to your dream job, or help you discover a new best friend—or accomplish exactly the opposite.

I wanted to write about the Korean War, but I had no entry into it that made the kind of sense it needs to make for a novelist.

I'm kind of a comic book geek, but I'm not really a super hero comic book geek.

In order to be a successful Photographer, you must possess both Vision and Focus neither of which have anything to do with your eyes

Music is indeed the Universal Language.

The ability of dandelions to tell the time is somewhat exaggerated, owing to the fact that there is always one seed that refuses to be blown off; the time usually turns out to be 37 o'clock.

Young people - there's been very little places in positions of authority in law enforcement for young people's skill sets, but the truth is we need them.

The sweetest things in life to you were just loaned, so how can you lose what you've never owned.

Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.