You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam, is it because we have company?

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Talking about things that are understandable only weighs down the mind.

I am dying. Please ... bring me a toothpick.

Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations.

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile.

To be weird! That is my goal!

Blind and unwavering undisciplined at all times constitutes the real strength of all free men.

It is conventional to call 'monster' any blending of dissonant elements. I call 'monster' every original inexhaustible beauty.

God is the shortest distance from zero to infinity.

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

We cannot compare our position to the people in this world

One could only learn from the past and move on through the present to make a better future.

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.

I like marriage. The idea.

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

Gods are nothing without their worshipers; they act on the affairs and the passions of men.

One day, I'll stop making weird faces in pictures. But not today.

I found Elvis on the Internet, I went camping with a young cadet, he showed me his bayonet.

I believe the book should be something you protect yourself from by returning to your life. But it has threatened your life. Not by saying something it believes is true, but by attacking it.